May 2013
basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
circletines:
today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED...
themisadventuresofmaddy:
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care...
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
book: this character was really really ugly
movie/series: no
Starfire: she rules the video games, she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the cool moves, and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels! And I am nothing like her.
Robin: no, you're not. And I think --
--
Robin: were you just going to leave without saying goodbye?
Starfire: Robin, I --
--
Starfire: and you do not mind having a friend who is a girl?
Robin: mind it? Actually, I kinda --
--
Me: WHAT
Me: WERE
Me: YOU
Me: GOING
Me: TO
Me: SAY
godheadcomplex:
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
sherlockisthenight:
50-shades-of-thorin:
deppsex:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
apatheticghost:
im just sad and lonely and bad at math
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
sasstiel-sassbutt:
arasellle:
justheroverthere:
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
wanderection:
sixtiesqueen:
do you ever sing a duet and pretend youre both people
#WHAT ABOUT US #WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH #WHAT ABOUT TRUST!!! #YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU!! #WHAT ABOUT ME???????? #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!??!?!?!? #I GOTTA LEAVE BUT ILL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
burgrs:
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
